T-minus Witness

The list of other types of testing we'd like not to see:


- AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody which can include me.

- COMPRSSION TESTING: [---]

- CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program for that bug.

- CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you now a bug (or) have you ever been a bug before?

- DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna have a bloodbath.

- EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here and who am I???

- DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck (or) idea how I made that...

- EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!$!)!|, a bug.

- OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.

- OPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!

- POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission! அயோ பாவம்!

- REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a new feature.

- SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long lives the bug! What you want me to do?

- SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if blah blah blah...

Came through an article and saved the content and added some more myself. Thanks for this article.